i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."