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yogaboi:

The next supreme

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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spankmehardbarry:

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spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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